Every office is packed with people who stand out for one reason or another. Perhaps they’re the most likely to arrive early and stay late. Maybe they generate the most creative ideas during every brainstorm. Or maybe there’s a coworker who, no matter where you look, they can never be found. Honoring staff members with awards for their standout traits can be a fantastic way to boost morale, encourage teamwork, and have some fun at your company holiday party.
To get those creative ideas rolling, we’ve compiled a list of 22 funny office superlatives to award your coworkers.
22 Funny Office Superlatives Your Coworkers Will Love
Black Hole Award: Most Likely to Lose Things on Desk
Confetti Award: Most Likely to Find a Reason to Celebrate
Dewey Decimal Award: Most Organized
Fashion Week Award: Best Dressed
GPS Award: Most Likely to Know Where Anyone is at Any Given Time
Janitor Award: Best at Cleaning up Other People’s Messes
Lady Gaga Award: Most Likely to Push Dress Code Limits
Librarian Award: Most Likely to Keep Everyone in Line
Light at the End of the Tunnel Award: Most Likely to See the Positive
Loch Ness Award: Least Likely to be Found
Mind-Blowing Award: Most Likely to Generate Creative Ideas
On the Dot Award: Best at Meeting Tight Deadlines
Outer Orbit Award: Most Likely to Push all Limits
Page 6 Award: Most Up-to-Date on Office Gossip
Phone Tag Award: Least Likely to Answer Phone
Playground Award: Most Likely to Make Work Fun
Quarterback Award: Most Likely to Pass off Work
Racehorse Award: Always the First Out the Door at 5 p.m.
Skydiving Award: Most Likely to Take Risks
Squirrel Award: Greatest Stash of Stuff in Desk
Vampire Award: Most Likely to Arrive Earliest and Leave Latest
White Knight Award: Most Likely to Save the Day
Once you’ve finalized your funny office superlative ideas, it’s time to order the award certificates. PaperDirect has a wide range of eye-catching certificates, whether you want to go formal, casual, or somewhere in between. Printing options for your funny officer superlatives are also available, or you can print them up yourself. We also offer a wide range of Certificate Jackets in lots of colors to protect and preserve your awards. Match them to your company or school colors!
Whatever you have in mind, PaperDirect is a prime place to find the snazzy options that ensure everyone comes out a winner. Shop PaperDirect now.
